Will you bring the Cannabis?
You should own this hat because:
- It offers a 150% Satisfaction Guarantee.
- Made from 100% hat material
- Fixes Bad Hair Days in Seconds
- 93.7% Guaranteed to make people laugh – and those other people don’t really matter anyways
- Can hold 5.7 standard drinks upside down
- 100% Gluten Free stitching and panel
- One size fits all but this does not mean you need to share with “all” your friends. Gross. Tell them to get their own hat so they can be as cool as you.
- 100% cotton front panel and visor
- 100% nylon mesh back panel
- 6-panel, structured, mid-profile
- Pigment-dyed front panels
- Traditional tan nylon mesh back panels
- Distressed torn visor, cotton twill sweatband
- Plastic tab back closure
- Cool-Crown mesh lining
